A man died and ended up being sent for punishment to Hades. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
“That’s unfair !” he cried. “How com I have to roast for all eternity, and my lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman?”
“Shut up!” barked a demon, jabbing him with his pitchfork. “Who are you to question that poor woman’s punishment?”