Great Legal Joke of the Day: The Right to Remain Silent

John G. Mateus, Esq.

A mafia boss, accompanied by his criminal defense attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant.

The mafia boss asks the accountant, “where’s the three million bucks you embezzled from me?”

The attorney interrupts, “Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you.”

The mafia boss, says, “Ask him where my money is.”

The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the three million dollars is.

The accountant signs back, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

The attorney interprets to the mafia boss, “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about ”

The mafia boss pulls out a pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks the hammer and says, “Now ask him again where my money is!”

The attorney signs to the accountant, “He wants to know where it is!”

The accountant signs back, “Okay!…

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