A defendant was charged with robbery. The police officer who arrested him was on the stand, and the defendant’s lawyer was cross-examining him
“Did you see the defendant at the scene?” asked the lawyer.
“Yes, from a block away,” the officer answered.
“Was the area well lit?”
“No. It was pretty dark.”
“Aha! Then how could you identify the defendant?” asked the defense attorney triumphantly.
Looking at the lawyer as if he were nuts, the cop answered, “Sir, I’d recognize my cousin anywhere.”