Great Legal Joke of the Day: How Do You Take Your Coffee?

John G. Mateus, Esq.

A defendant and his lawyer stood before a judge at an arraignment.

“Sir, how do you plead?” the judge asked the accused in a loud, stern voice.

The defendant, scared, looked at his lawyer for help. Trying to help, the attorney mouthed the words “NOT GUILTY” to him.

The defendant looked confused, and turned back to the judge. “HOT MILKY?” he said.

The attorney tossed his papers into the air and walked out.


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