Great Legal Joke of the Day: Mind Your Health

John G. Mateus, Esq.

An attorney was representing a man accused of murder. After reading the police report, he sat down with his client.

“I have some good news and some bad news,” said the lawyer.

“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.

“The bad news is, your blood 
is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”

The prisoner got scared. “What’s the good news?”

“Your cholesterol is 130.”

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